Post by Ailbhe Post by R Dore Post by Brian Wakeling
I'm worth £35033, apparently. What about you?
£48,201.00 Mmmm makes you think!
£18752. 51% have a purer soul than I do. I wonder what scored me down?
My Sony products (I own two)? My M$ products (two again!)? Being anti
war on terror and not thinking that the world is overpopulated and that
capitalism is the wave of the future?
Well, we all *know* you're debauched!
BTW mine is worth £17,075 and 55% of people are purer than me. My Sony
products are records which I bought for who recorded them so I don't know
how that can affect things. The M$ products... well most people have
something from them because so many computers come ready loaded. Even if,
like me, you mainly use Linux.
BTW, there is a question asking if you have ever engaged in sex before
marriage. As I am single and have never been married I don't know because
it is possible that I will get married or that I will stay single, in
which case there is no marriage for anything to be before. Bit of a woolly
question that one.
Also, if you regularly visit Starbucks but only drink the coffee (I don't,
BTW), you can say that you don't eat on a regular basis there. But then I
suppose someone who regularly drinks Starbucks coffee will stoop as low as
McDonalds so the pedantry may be redundant!
Are you currently on a diet? Unless you are on a hunger strike the answer
has to be yes, even if you are consciously following something like the
Atkins wotsit. BTW, if this means "Are you consciously avoiding certain
types of foods?" that would include all vegetarians, people who avoid
certain meats for religious reasons, etc.
As for the question about being baptised, what if you had no choice in the
matter? I believe QE1 was baptised at 3 days old. While I know most
churches don't really like doing it that early these days, it was the age
of confirmation which they increased to the point where the applicant
could actually read his/her lines (even if they don't understand them),
Have you ever owned a vehicle ... 2 litres or more? -- Does this mean that
a XXX 2.0 would count? If so, don't forget most European cars which are
2.0 are actually about 1995-1998 cc (mainly because of an old tax loophole
in the UK where company cars used to be more prevalent than in the rest of
Europe) and are therefore under 2 litre.
I actually said "no" to "Have you ever tried to contact the dead?" but I'm
not a vegetarian. The dead I tried to contact today was beef at lunchtime
and chicken this evening.
What really pees me off with this sort of junk (and I know I shouldn't let
it get to me) is that if I lie and say I am a practising christian a
much smaller percentage of people are supposedly purer than I am. As
someone who finds organised religion extremely offensive and impure, and
who was unfortunate enough to suffer what would have been seven of the
worst years of my life in a CofE school if I hadn't spent the better part
of the last two down the pub, this sort of shite really gets up my nose.
I apologise if that upsets any practising christians here but atheists are
allowed our point of view as well and every now and then I publicise mine.
Personally, I'd be an iconoclast but it's too much like hard work.
Evil Heretic Infiltrator