Post by TorakPost by 8'FEDIndeed Tony Robinson is usually funny, but I've listened to the audio
version of Night Watch, and it is _awful_. I mean, really, really
awful, a complete disaster. I hated it.
Agreed. Tony Robinson can be very funny, but I've disliked every DW
audiobook I've heard him read. He somehow manages to make them rather
dull - it's like having them read by a nasal Clement Freud, but
without the comic timing. And the accents annoyed me, too, but not as
much.
Extrapolating a bit:
He leaves out most of the bits that tell you who said what, so that
it's not generally possible to figure out where speech begins and
narration ends, or when one character stops talking and another
starts, until several seconds too late. The silly voices don't help.
Aside from the fact that they *are* silly, and therefore
inappropriate, one character speaking "normally" is indistinguishable
from another character speaking in a heavily sarcastic tone.
The intonation's all wrong. One of *MANY* examples in Night Watch is
the line "No, the man in the cell talked". Would you believe that Tony
Robinson puts *falling intonation* on the word "no"? How stupid is
that? Another example, when Vimes says, "I expect you're right,
Willikins", Tony Robinson makes him sound extremely short-tempered,
when he's not meant to be at all. I could go on and on.
Lines that are vital for character development are cut, as are the
best jokes. If you needed to cut something from the early part of
_Night Watch_, some of the stuff involving Legitimate First could go,
but instead they removed important stuff such as:
* ... said Jocasta, in the voice of one who knows that their only
hope of escaping from their present predicament is reliant on the
goodwill of another person who has no pressing reason to have any.
* ... Well, no. He never /forgot/. He just put the memories away,
like old silverware that you didn't want to tarnish. And every year
they came back, sharp and sparkling, and stabbed him in the heart.
* ... That's all been taken away. And for what? Comfort, power,
money, and a wonderful wife ... er ... which was a /good/ thing,
/of course/, but ... even so ...
* ... but you mustn't spend too much time looking at those eyes,
because that'd mean you'd taken /your/ eyes off his hands, and by
now one of them held a knife.
All of the above comes from notes that I made a while back when I was
thinking of writing about just how awful it is. Didn't get very far
with that. Sort of gave up.
Adrian.
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